"Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great." -Orison Swett Marden



the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.

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dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

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do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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